I would give eye teeth to watch him work for a day:
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A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer.
He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it.
I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what he found.
Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...

You just can't make this stuff up.